笑到模糊的沙雕憨憨句子来了 赶走你的小情绪！

笑到模糊的沙雕憨憨句子来了，赶走你的小情绪！笑到模糊的沙雕憨憨句子来了，赶走你的小情绪！

浅森7

发布时间：04 2109:09教育达人

看鞠婧祥一口面包嚼33下被夸，我也学着嚼这么多下，我妈骂我不想吃就滚一边去。

Ju Jingyi is praised for eating bread,so I imitated her. then my mom scolded me to go away If I dont want to eat.

如果惹到别人了，就从自己身上找找缺点，确保下回还能惹到他。

If you mess with someone, find fault with yourself to make sure you can still mess with him next time.

昨天晚上和男朋友吵架了，早上醒来我就和空气干起来了，不为别的，它让我男朋友呼吸了。

I quarreled with my boyfriend last night.I had a fight with the air when I woke up. The only reason is that my boyfriend is breathing.

找男朋友一定要找个爱打游戏的，他没回你信息时，十有八九你能猜到他在打游戏。遇到不玩游戏的，他在干嘛你都不知道。

You must find a boyfriend who likes playing games. When he doesnt return your information, you can guess that he is playing games，otherwise, you dont even know what hes doing.

饭后吃水果是错误的观念，正确的做法是饭前吃，否则可能被别人吃了。

Its a wrong idea to eat fruit after meals. The right idea is to eat it before meals. Otherwise, it may be eaten by others.

重男轻女的意思就是，男孩子要提重的东西，女孩子要提轻的东西。

The meaning of valuing men over women is that boys should lift heavy things while girls should lift light things.

我的超能力就是，所有的事情都超出了我的能力。

My superpower is that everything is beyond my ability.

放心，我打人不疼，一般第一个巴掌就晕了。

Dont worry, you wont hurt if I hit you, generally the first slap on the dizzy.

今日份话题：欢迎大家在下方分享自己的沙雕小故事，一起做个快乐的沙雕！比心！

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