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1.谁说的一日不见如隔三秋，我感觉一日不见如隔千年，亲爱的，我有几千年没有见到你了，好想你！
Who said that one day is like another three autumn, I feel that one day is like another thousand years, dear, I haven't seen you for thousands of years, I miss you so much!
2.对你的思念太重，压断了电话线，烧坏了手机卡，掏尽了钱包袋，吃光了安眠药，哎！可是我还是思念你。
I miss you so much. I broke the phone line, burned my cell phone card, took out my wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Ah! But I still miss you.
3.你有点灵气，我有点傻气；你有点秀气，我有点土气；你有点香气，我有点酒气；如果你生气，我不会发脾气。
You're a little smart, I'm a little silly; you're a little delicate, I'm a little rustic; you're a little fragrant, I'm a little alcoholic; if you're angry, I won't lose my temper.
4.人生总有一个镜头叫做相遇，人生总有一个情节叫做相爱，人生总有一个故事叫做相守，人生就是一出戏，现在，邀请你做主角，和我演对手戏。
There is always a scene in life called meeting, there is always a plot called loving each other, there is always a story called being together, life is a play, now, invite you to be the protagonist, and I will play the opposite play.
5.从今天起不再吸烟改吸你的发香，这味道舒服多了；从今天起不再喝酒改喝你买的豆浆，这感觉暖和多了；从今天起不再看电影改看你的微笑，这感觉淘醉多了。
From today on, it's much more comfortable to smoke your hair instead of smoking; from today on, it's much warmer to drink the soymilk you bought instead of drinking; from today on, it's much more drunk to watch your smile instead of watching the movie.
6.你的身影越来越频繁地出现在我的眼前，渐渐地，意如呼吸一般，一秒钟也不中断，弄得我吃不好饭，睡不好觉。
Your figure appears in front of my eyes more and more frequently. Gradually, it is like breathing, and it doesn't stop for a second, which makes me have a bad meal and sleep.
7.拉着你的手，走在柏油马路，我的心里是满满的幸福；曾经我们俩，那段波澜不惊的爱情，浪漫的让我找不着北，这是一种快乐的幸福。
Take your hand, walk in the asphalt road, my heart is full of happiness; once we two, that turbulent love, romantic let me not find the north, this is a happy happiness.
8.我痴痴地等，我傻傻地盼，盼你出现我在身边；我苦苦地想，我深深地念，痴情一片没改变；我重重地按，我狠狠地发，愿看短信的你感受到我此时的思念！
I wait foolishly, I hope foolishly, I hope you will appear beside me; I think bitterly, I read deeply, the foolishness has not changed; I press heavily, I send fiercely, wish to see the text message you feel my missing at this time!
9.一个人有点寂寞，两个人才有快乐；苍天安排了你和我，一路上不断奔波；苦一点累一点算什么，开花就会有结果；没有你陪的日子，思念总牵着我的手！
One person is a little lonely, two people are happy; the sky has arranged you and me, and we are constantly on the road; a little tired is nothing, and flowers will bear fruit; without your company, missing always takes my hand!
10.我天天吃大米，心里想的都是你！我从来不吃面，每天想见你一面！我一餐不喝汤，见不到你我心慌！我光喝酒不吃菜，今生今世把你赖！
I eat rice every day, I think of you! I never eat noodles. I want to see you once a day! I don't drink soup at a meal, I'm afraid to see you! I only drink and don't eat. I'll take care of you in this life!
11.之前我不相信一见钟情，但是见到你的那一刻，我否定了我的看法。我的心为你沦陷，从此只为你跳动。
I didn't believe in love at first sight before, but the moment I saw you, I denied my opinion. My heart falls for you, and only beats for you.
12.可爱的你偷走我的情、盗走我的心，我决定告你上法庭，该判你什么罪呢？法官翻遍所有的犯罪记录和案例，最后陪审团一致通过：判你终生归我。
Lovely you steal my love, steal my heart, I decided to sue you to court, what crime should you be sentenced to? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: you are my life.
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